A bit of current affairs...
The Ballad of Dumb George
George W. Bush is a good man, word has it. He's plain-spoken, they say. A regular fella. A good guy to have a beer with, except he supposedly doesn't drink anymore.
I wish, more than anything, that he were drinking. I wish he were drinking all the time. I wish, oh how I wish, that he were stand-up-fall-down-ralphing-down-his-shirt loaded every minute of every day. It would be a comfort, simply because it would explain a great many things...
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0607/S00327.htm
William Rivers Pitt - Friday 21 July 2006

